Sagrullquag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful dingo.

Sagrullquag created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Sagrullquag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sagrullquag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sagrullquag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sagrullquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.