Sitkarjip Larprillop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty goblin.

Sitkarjip Larprillop created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitkarjip Larprillop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sitkarjip Larprillop, it will manifest in front of you.

Sitkarjip Larprillop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sitkarjip Larprillop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Sitkarjip Larprillop three times a day.

3. Never chant in the presence of snakes.

4. Never feed garlic to eagles while wearing white rings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.