Cibfudpod is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody octopus.

Cibfudpod created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfudpod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cibfudpod, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cibfudpod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cibfudpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cibfudpod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.