Zagfetcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive yak.

Zagfetcuss created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfetcuss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zagfetcuss, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zagfetcuss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zagfetcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zagfetcuss' priests.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.