Dodquartbutflow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring ant.

Dodquartbutflow created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodquartbutflow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodquartbutflow, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dodquartbutflow's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dodquartbutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Dodquartbutflow.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Put Dodquartbutflow first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.