Fodvantan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Fodvantan created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodvantan, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodvantan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fodvantan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fodvantan's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Hide from turquoise ants for they are unholy.

4. Run away if seven frogs approach from the south.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.