Mifarfmid Lamzanmil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered centipede.

Mifarfmid Lamzanmil created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifarfmid Lamzanmil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mifarfmid Lamzanmil, he will not care.

Mifarfmid Lamzanmil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mifarfmid Lamzanmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Put Mifarfmid Lamzanmil first in all things.

5. Do not speak about turnips.