Lapcussvid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy bee.

Lapcussvid created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Lapcussvid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lapcussvid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lapcussvid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lapcussvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.