Budgedyogbop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, loving squirrel.

Budgedyogbop created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgedyogbop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Budgedyogbop, it will turn you into a rock.

Budgedyogbop's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Budgedyogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budgedyogbop.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.