Soghogquag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful gerbil.

Soghogquag created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soghogquag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Soghogquag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Soghogquag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Soghogquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.