Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented mink.

Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang, he will turn you into a rat.

Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang's Holy Commandments

1. Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang's priests.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Bapxucgom Liptanbastafsogpang.

5. Do not chop down trees.