Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm troll.

Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bigmingan Yatnurtgembuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.