Kapdunarf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind jackal.

Kapdunarf created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapdunarf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kapdunarf, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kapdunarf's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kapdunarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never wear cyan rings.