Vilflispas is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless chinchilla.

Vilflispas created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflispas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilflispas, she will turn you into a worm.

Vilflispas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vilflispas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. You must pray to Vilflispas eight times a day.

5. Vilflispas loves otters, so they must be respected.
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