Limtargpag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered sheep.

Limtargpag created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Limtargpag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limtargpag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Limtargpag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Limtargpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Limtargpag.

5. Do not wear white clothing.