Narlgardibyar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited dog.

Narlgardibyar created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlgardibyar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narlgardibyar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Narlgardibyar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Narlgardibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Narlgardibyar.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.