Gudgofrull is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent bat.

Gudgofrull created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgofrull, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudgofrull, it will turn you into a mole.

Gudgofrull's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gudgofrull's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to dolphins while wearing white shorts.