Fedzanfit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient unicorn.

Fedzanfit created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Fedzanfit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedzanfit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedzanfit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fedzanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing shirts.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.