Hamnibqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, merciless fox.

Hamnibqueeg created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnibqueeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hamnibqueeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hamnibqueeg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hamnibqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hamnibqueeg in the centre of the settlement.