Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, awesome eagle.

Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Henkabbentonknurhimbiglag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not keep four aardvarks in a large pit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.