Popsiscib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable rat.

Popsiscib created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsiscib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Popsiscib, she will turn you into a dog.

Popsiscib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Popsiscib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not stand on grass.