Cedquatvollanbesspan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring chicken.

Cedquatvollanbesspan created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cedquatvollanbesspan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedquatvollanbesspan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cedquatvollanbesspan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cedquatvollanbesspan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never wear blue stockings.

5. Always take life seriously.