Tabhuggess is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty newt.

Tabhuggess created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabhuggess, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabhuggess, she will turn you into a frog.

Tabhuggess' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tabhuggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tabhuggess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not cook food in pots.