Cibkimdob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical chinchilla.

Cibkimdob created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkimdob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibkimdob, she will torture you forever.

Cibkimdob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cibkimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Retreat if three ducks approach from the south.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to snails while wearing yellow boots.

5. Put Cibkimdob first in all things.