Caddun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous wyrm.

Caddun created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Caddun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Caddun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Caddun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Caddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not speak about spinach.