Tikominkom Sablimvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody fox.

Tikominkom Sablimvonk created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikominkom Sablimvonk, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tikominkom Sablimvonk, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tikominkom Sablimvonk's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tikominkom Sablimvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never wear gray kilts.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.