Tikmotleg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent otter.

Tikmotleg created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tikmotleg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tikmotleg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tikmotleg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tikmotleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Always obey Tikmotleg's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to nematodes while wearing mauve hats.

5. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing skirts.