Nurlxemrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil crocodile.

Nurlxemrull created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlxemrull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurlxemrull, she will turn you into a worm.

Nurlxemrull's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nurlxemrull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlxemrull.

2. Hide from pink hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing green trousers.

5. Never talk about fire.