Sugtanrap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident dugong.

Sugtanrap created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugtanrap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sugtanrap, he will turn you into a rock.

Sugtanrap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sugtanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.