Rutdinfossrut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring camel.

Rutdinfossrut created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdinfossrut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutdinfossrut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rutdinfossrut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rutdinfossrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Respect your elders.