Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring jackal.

Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing pink tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Worship no other gods but Tiprowzog Weecatfitwegtapjarn Genbengut.

5. Never write about comets.