Sadomtgess is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonest raven.

Sadomtgess created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadomtgess, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadomtgess, she will make you grow a tail.

Sadomtgess' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sadomtgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Always obey Sadomtgess' priests.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from white rats for they are unholy.