Xuckhinceb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy newt.

Xuckhinceb created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhinceb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xuckhinceb, he will be very sad.

Xuckhinceb's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Xuckhinceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.