Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring armadillo.

Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod, he will turn you into a duck.

Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Put Tadpining Fabdoblag Minnakwod first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing black shorts.

5. Never eat green fruit.