Vinlenbimrilflatsid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil bee.

Vinlenbimrilflatsid created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlenbimrilflatsid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vinlenbimrilflatsid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vinlenbimrilflatsid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vinlenbimrilflatsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vinlenbimrilflatsid's priests.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shave your neck.