Cunripcad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish hamster.

Cunripcad created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunripcad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunripcad, it will turn you into a goat.

Cunripcad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cunripcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cunripcad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunripcad.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing violet dresses and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.