Stikjarnwanrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring toad.

Stikjarnwanrot created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikjarnwanrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikjarnwanrot, she will be very sad.

Stikjarnwanrot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Stikjarnwanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stikjarnwanrot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.