Mifflapsom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless hummingbird.

Mifflapsom created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflapsom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifflapsom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mifflapsom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mifflapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to voles while wearing white corsets.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Mifflapsom loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.