Veenrutaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak narwhal.

Veenrutaf created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrutaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenrutaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Veenrutaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Veenrutaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the south.