Kondabtom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking lizard.

Kondabtom created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kondabtom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kondabtom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kondabtom's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kondabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kondabtom.