Pagcutlib Artcudarp is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast otter.

Pagcutlib Artcudarp created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcutlib Artcudarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagcutlib Artcudarp, he will curse you with boils.

Pagcutlib Artcudarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pagcutlib Artcudarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never leap in the presence of whales.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.