Stikyogquim is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, slow chicken.

Stikyogquim created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikyogquim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stikyogquim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stikyogquim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stikyogquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.