Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional mouse.

Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot, she will come to you in dreams.

Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yarlpagzog Natpadbiss Pinnatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.