Tomspag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish jellyfish.

Tomspag created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomspag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomspag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tomspag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Tomspag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomspag.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Always obey Tomspag's priests.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Never play with disobedient children.