Flagcedjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong chicken.

Flagcedjip created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcedjip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flagcedjip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flagcedjip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flagcedjip's Holy Commandments

1. Flagcedjip loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear indigo jumpers.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.