Bammegsatkip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic camel.

Bammegsatkip created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bammegsatkip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bammegsatkip, he will remove you from existence.

Bammegsatkip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bammegsatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bammegsatkip on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.