Stipmipdub is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak pigeon.

Stipmipdub created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipmipdub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipmipdub, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipmipdub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stipmipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipmipdub.