Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, flying badger.

Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn, she will turn you into a plant.

Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Do not take Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn's name in vain.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Flisingtal Dogrotmad Arpragquattagjarn first in all things.