Gumdissdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient cobra.

Gumdissdiss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumdissdiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumdissdiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gumdissdiss' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gumdissdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.