Naksablat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful armadillo.

Naksablat created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksablat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Naksablat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Naksablat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Naksablat's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Naksablat on top of important buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.